When I was in high school, I was asked on a date by Beavis and Butthead. (Some names have been changed to protect the… not so innocent). Beavis called and invited me to a baseball game. Before I could think of an excuse, he said, “Jessica Richardson is coming!” I respected Jessica and I loved baseball, so I begrudging said yes.
When Beavis and Butthead picked me, Jessica was already in the car and looked relieved to see me. On the way to the game, Beavis and Butthead had a belching contest. I don’t remember who won, but I do remember instantly regretting my decision. And I could tell Jessica did as well.
When we got to the baseball field, we discover that… Surprise! There was no baseball game.
So they took us to Blockbusters to rent a movie. The only non R-rated movie we could convince them to rent was Dumb and Dumber.
I remember stepping aside with Jessica and saying, “The only reason I came was because they told me you’d be here.”
She replied, “What? The only reason I came is because they told me you’d already said yes.”
We went to Butthead’s house where they threw the football around and told us to “sit and watch” because we were girls.
They told dirty jokes while they shredded a pound of cheese onto a frozen pizza.
And then to top it all off, they farted non-stop during the entire movie, which they thought was hilarious. I was so grateful when the movie was over and could finally say, “Well, it’s time for me to be home now.”
It was a terrible date!
On the bright side, however, Jessica and I became great friends and remain so to this day. Thanks Beavis and Butthead.
I had a guy named Michael Brown ask me out when I was at BYUI (aka Ricks College). He was definitely on the odd side but I didn’t want to hurt his feelings so I agreed to go on a date with him. It was the weirdest date ever. We went to an arcade with an ice cream parlor. But we didn’t play any games or order any ice cream. We just sat at a table while he asked me what felt like a million questions. I remember him asking what my favorite color was, what my favorite animal was, what my favorite season was, what my horoscope sign was, and on and on and on. Then we went home. 🙃
When I was in high school, I was asked on a date by Beavis and Butthead. (Some names have been changed to protect the… not so innocent). Beavis called and invited me to a baseball game. Before I could think of an excuse, he said, “Jessica Richardson is coming!” I respected Jessica and I loved baseball, so I begrudging said yes.
ReplyDeleteWhen Beavis and Butthead picked me, Jessica was already in the car and looked relieved to see me. On the way to the game, Beavis and Butthead had a belching contest. I don’t remember who won, but I do remember instantly regretting my decision. And I could tell Jessica did as well.
When we got to the baseball field, we discover that… Surprise! There was no baseball game.
So they took us to Blockbusters to rent a movie. The only non R-rated movie we could convince them to rent was Dumb and Dumber.
I remember stepping aside with Jessica and saying, “The only reason I came was because they told me you’d be here.”
She replied, “What? The only reason I came is because they told me you’d already said yes.”
We went to Butthead’s house where they threw the football around and told us to “sit and watch” because we were girls.
They told dirty jokes while they shredded a pound of cheese onto a frozen pizza.
And then to top it all off, they farted non-stop during the entire movie, which they thought was hilarious. I was so grateful when the movie was over and could finally say, “Well, it’s time for me to be home now.”
It was a terrible date!
On the bright side, however, Jessica and I became great friends and remain so to this day. Thanks Beavis and Butthead.
I had a guy named Michael Brown ask me out when I was at BYUI (aka Ricks College). He was definitely on the odd side but I didn’t want to hurt his feelings so I agreed to go on a date with him. It was the weirdest date ever. We went to an arcade with an ice cream parlor. But we didn’t play any games or order any ice cream. We just sat at a table while he asked me what felt like a million questions. I remember him asking what my favorite color was, what my favorite animal was, what my favorite season was, what my horoscope sign was, and on and on and on. Then we went home. 🙃
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